My blog is pretty bad, but you should try to get to know me because I'm even worse.
is that a fucking potato
(Source: kickingshoes, via steampunkdetective)
what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects
(via kingyandere)
The parapines/mystery kids college AU is a thing of beauty in which Dipper is the king of freckles and Norman is a butt who owns a sharpie
I could blame Scout, but this is only my fault. Don’t expect me to draw backs ever again
(via monsternist)
(Source: lilium, via pardonmeyoukawaiilittleshit)
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
(via homo-ofthelord)
Me crab dancing around my dogs and them getting upset becuz they do not understand my funk
NICKNAMES
PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
BAD NICKNAMES
PEOPLE CALLING YOU BY A NICKNAME YOU HATE
PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME
(Source: jaclcfrost, via homo-ofthelord)
- Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
- Me: Masturbates anyway
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
(via jesusniptits)
☆ ＷＡＬＰＵＲＧＩＳＮＡＣＨＴShe will turn all of fate’s misfortune to nothing.
She will flood the earth with magic,
and take all of humankind into her play.
A moving stage construction.
If everything is a play, no unhappy things will exist.
It may be a tragedy, but it’ll all be part of the script.
The play stops on Walpurgisnacht,
and the earth does not turn even once more.
The story will not change.
Tomorrow, and the day after, is the night of Walpurgis.
(Source: togainunochi, via usagi-chocolatechips)
